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3) what

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right eyebrow: does yoga, is popular, goes to harvard
left eyebrow: is a procrastinator, stays up till 4am each night

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In case someone hasn’t told you this today…

get-schwiftyy:

Use your fucking turn signal

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blackfairypresident:

i have no issue with atheism as a concept but if you mock people who rely on their god to help them get through hard times, you are trash and you are not nearly as intelligent as you think you are

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smelterdemon:

A man: *is nice to me*
Me: please don’t have hidden motives just be a decent human, I appreciate it but don’t be weird

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Netflix and pay my bills

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"Don’t drag other people if you’re having a bad day. Instead, absorb people’s positivity to lift you up. So everyone can have a happy life."